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'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Side effects may include....'

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As Seen Watching TV

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

"They do say results will vary."

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

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"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

"The only side effect from this new drug will be a mind-numbing barrage of commercials on daytime TV."

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

"It's always easy to tell when then TV commercials for Christmas toys have started."

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'

'Your arteries are 90% clogged with all the junk food advertised on T.V.'

"Next up...is Christmas too commercialized? But first a word from 'Big AL's Xmas Emporium! 5 Santas, No Waiting!'"