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'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Side effects may include....'

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As Seen Watching TV

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

'Thank you for picking me as your ATM machine...but before I dispense your money, here's a word from Ed's Bar & Grill...'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

"They do say results will vary."

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

"The only side effect from this new drug will be a mind-numbing barrage of commercials on daytime TV."

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

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"Now just say the first thing that comes into your mind."

'Yummo Toothpaste contains no caffeine, and cleans your teeth better than Coke or Pepsi!'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

"It's always easy to tell when then TV commercials for Christmas toys have started."

'Your arteries are 90% clogged with all the junk food advertised on T.V.'

'If you guys take it easy on me I'll let you be in my next T.V. commercial.'

'For those of you who sneaked into the kitchen during the commercial - the least you could've done was bring me a sandwich.'