Tv Commercial Watchers Pillows

"I can't pronounce the drug and I don't know the ailment, but the visuals make me happy."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Tree house.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Fishermen

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

'Och lye the news'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Side effects may include....'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Couch and Potato

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."