Tv Commercials Pillows

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

'Side effects may include....'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

Real Estate Personals

'I'm a voice over artist.'

'Big-time operators are standing by....'

'Thank goodness for these commercials on the nightly news or we'd never be aware that we need all these prescription medications.'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

'...No, he can't really fly...no, the bad guys don't really have a gun...no this cereal really isn't the best food in the whole world...no, it won't make you as strong as a giant...'

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

Visit Our Gift Shop

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

"They do say results will vary."

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

Injured in a bumper car accident?! Get the money u deserve! One call! Get it all!

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

"The only side effect from this new drug will be a mind-numbing barrage of commercials on daytime TV."

More New Cereals For Kids

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

'The programs have improved, but now the commercials are getting violent.'

"Play the old Winston jingle."