Tv Commercial Critique Pillows

Pharmacist with sign reading 'Featuring all the drugs as advertised on TV'.

'Side effects may include....'

Roads with a view.

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Overdose of election campaign ads on TV.

'It's sadly ironic in a way - He can't hear the hearing aid commercials.'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"This is like the time you had me sell water as a 'diet drink'."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"But your room does have a sea view, it's 43 miles over there behind the power station."

'The following program was made possible by a totally unscrupulous sponsor....'

'... And now, the sports gossip.'

Down with canned laughter.

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

"Fake brews."

"They do say results will vary."

If they didn't show commercials, people would not know what to buy.

'Will this make me feel as happy as the people in the commercial?'

"The only side effect from this new drug will be a mind-numbing barrage of commercials on daytime TV."

"Pudits tell me what to think. TV tells me what to watch. Ads tell me what to buy. You really care about my opinion?"

"This may sound stupid, but why can't they make a prescription drug with good side effects?"

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"It's always easy to tell when then TV commercials for Christmas toys have started."

'I'm using my eyes, how are you looking at it?'

'Are your game broadcasts interrupted by screaming TV pitch men...'

A contentious new report suggests that news programmes are being overrun by unnecessary visual gimmicks.

"Next up...is Christmas too commercialized? But first a word from 'Big AL's Xmas Emporium! 5 Santas, No Waiting!'"

'This is great! -- it's a SURreality show!'

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

'For those of you who sneaked into the kitchen during the commercial - the least you could've done was bring me a sandwich.'

'Your arteries are 90% clogged with all the junk food advertised on T.V.'