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'That Energizer Bunny has gone too far this time! -- interrupting a pantyhose commercial!'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

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'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'I'm a voice over artist.'

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'

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"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"Has this ever happened to you? Well, with our Medical Emergency Distress System..."

'Hey! -- that Maytag repairman is an impostor!'

"Why not try chocolate? ...and be just like the Pros!"

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'I love it, the chief loves it. The client loves it but the Gods don't love it.'

'When you caught yourself saying the repetitive never-ending TV commercials and couldn't stop doing it, you should have come to see me then!'

'...But the good news is TV ads have been promoting the idea that money isn't everything.'

'Okay, I'll do one more dog food commercial, but I don't want to get typecast.'

"None of 'em is my type. I'm sitting on my hands this year."

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"You know that drug commercial where everyone is laughing and running around with friends and dogs enjoying the beautiful day? What are they on?"

'Your entire library consists of nothing but TV Guides bound in Corinthian leather?'

"Play the old Winston jingle."

Did the Chinese invent junk mail?

'Isn't that the famous dog you see in all these TV-commercials?'