Tv Analyst Extraordinaire Gifts

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Succession 2

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Stimulus bust

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Andrew Marr

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"Sadie, you were around in the sixties...was 'Mad Men' accurate?"

New Course At The New School

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"The robbery and car chase are better in the movie but the hostage situation was definitely better on the cable news coverage."

"You might try the Trout Almandine - it's just swimming in credit card debt."

"...And now a party political broadcast from the..."

'We've got too many sitcoms, Miss Dudley -- pull the laugh tracks on half of them and run them as soaps.'

The Judgmental Algorithm

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

'A health report today warned skeptics, who take everything with a grain of salt, could result in abnormal hypertension. . .'

'Please stand by -- we have temporarily lost our edge.'

'I don't sit here all the time, Mom. Just June through August.'

"The What It All Comes Down To Show"

Yonkers Oktoberfest

Violence in television

Stars on Sunday - Teleprompt

'What's the best thing you've seen this week?'

'I know it's silly but I think our son enjys your company a lot more than he does mine.'

"Why do politicians spend so much money on TV commercials? TV has no influence on anything I do!"