
'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'
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'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'
Speed Dating for Turtles
'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'
Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.
"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."
"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."
'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'
The Stripper
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"
"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."
'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'
"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."
"Now, let your inner ‘bad dog’ answer the question ..."
'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'
'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'
'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'
A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.
Wetlands Environmental Reserve - Sensitive Area - Please keep your comments to yourself.
'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'
'They're fine through the day, but when I leave work the little one goes 'wee wee wee' all the way home.'
'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'
"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"
"So, sniffed any interesting butts lately?"
"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"
A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.
Man talking to a tree.
"You're getting a time-out because Mommy needs a time-out."
"What do you think of the new feed?"
"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."
"Read me that new turtle book that's getting all the buzz."
Two men trout fishing
"Quit complaining and decorate it! Number one, it's tradition, number two, it's nobody we know..."
'Every year it's the same thing. I resolve to lose a ton and you say you're going to control your anger.'
The way I see it, when you go around saying "gobble-gobble" all the time, they're bound to get ideas.
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