Turkey Triumphant Gifts

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

Before and After Holiday Diet

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

Holiday Overkill.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"What the ... they've scheduled my surgery for Thanksgiving."

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

"Thanks Giving."

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

"Are you the guys who ate my brother!?"

Dog pointing to turkey who stole his dog cone.

"Is that decaf?"

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

Turkey with an ax to grind.

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

"I take it you got the job?"

Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut

"How'd you manage to get so many tickets?"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

Just 4 Chopping Days Until Thanksgiving.