Turkey Triumphant Gifts

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

Holiday Overkill.

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

Getting a rescue dog turned out to be a good move for Sid.

"Thanks Giving."

"Are you the guys who ate my brother!?"

"Oh no Henry - Not Another one of your proclamations!"

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

"Is that decaf?"

Turkey with an ax to grind.

"I take it you got the job?"

You didn't tell me it was iTheatre...

Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"