Turkey Day Transformer Gifts

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

Thanksgiving.

'How To Survive The Holidays'.

God perfects his turkey design.

T is for Turkey

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

"Thanks Giving."

I agree that every new day we get from here is an unexpected gift, but let's not say "It's all gravy from here."

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

'How is the networking going?'

"Why the silence?"

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"Jim and Helen always go south in November. Jim says it's for health reasons. Helen says it helps them keep their heads on straight."

"This looks like stuffing."

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

'So now I just download through my wireless broadband onto my windows media player, convert the MP3 song in Itunes, connect via USB and record onto my compact cassette tape'

"Guys are way too proud of their wattle."

Happy turkey day.

'It's perfectly natural to have anxiety attacks this time of year.'

'Man, I need to update my business.'

"You haven't seen any turkeys around here, have you?!"

'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'

Give me a sign that you're making your overgrown garden more attractive! I was about to! Good! Not what I was hoping for! Backyard wildlife sanctuary.