Turkey Day Transformer Gifts

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'Today is the tomorrow I feared yesterday. . .'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Nothing is Lost Everything is Transformed.

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

God perfects his turkey design.

T is for Turkey

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked

'Tell me more about this strange man...'

"Thanks Giving."

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

'How is the networking going?'

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

"I've been trying for ages to get that old skinflint to buy me a modern cooker!"

"Grandpa is so old he can remember the first time he saw someone walking down the street talking on a phone"

"Guys are way too proud of their wattle."

'It's perfectly natural to have anxiety attacks this time of year.'

'Man, I need to update my business.'

'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'

"You haven't seen any turkeys around here, have you?!"