Turkey's Revenge Fan Gifts

"If you're reading this note then I hope I was a delicious turkey. P.S. I've changed all of your passwords."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

God perfects his turkey design.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

The play was soo much fun! You were great, Sally! Do I know you? I was your #3 attendant in scene 2. Attendants are seen and not heard. Are you going into the theater, Twig? Yes. I'm going to write plays where the pretty girls get it. Ah, revenge! The wellspring of great art.

I agree that every new day we get from here is an unexpected gift, but let's not say "It's all gravy from here."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

"Thanks Giving."

Revenge of the Mallards.

Newspaper Co. Sports Desk. Ernie, we need headlines for our series of articles on sports stars trying to revive their careers. Let's start with the Australian athlete. "Boomerang Thrower's Comeback." A basketball player bulked up to become competitive again. "Hoopster Muscles Way to Rebound"! The tennis star overcame a serious illness and is back on the court. "Tennis Champ Rallies: Makes Exciting Return"! The skier, on the other hand, had to retire. He's a politician in a dirty electi

Be polite to your acupuncturist at all times. A basic life lesson hard learned.

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

"Why the silence?"

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Santa Riding Christmas Turkeys

"His name's Gary Larson and he's been making fun of cows for years. . ."

"Jim and Helen always go south in November. Jim says it's for health reasons. Helen says it helps them keep their heads on straight."

"This looks like stuffing."

Revenge of the little fish.

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"You pooped all over their car. You gotta expect some payback."

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

"Guys are way too proud of their wattle."