Turkey's Revenge Fan Mugs

"If you're reading this note then I hope I was a delicious turkey. P.S. I've changed all of your passwords."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

God perfects his turkey design.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the street. But today, expect occasional sprinkles."

'Todd had this ridiculous dream of starting his own business. So glad I dumped that loser.'

'I must say, this is the most inspiring and heart-warming revenge memoir I've ever read!'

Revenge of the Mallards.

"Thanks Giving."

Mouse Dentist Removes Cat's Teeth.

"Don't laugh – it got my uncle out of the Army."

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

Putting Sugar in the Gas Tank.

Santa Riding Christmas Turkeys

"I had his name spelled wrong on purpose. It will drive him mad ...forever!"

"Oh, so you're my husband's mistress?!... Well, I'm afraid he can't talk to you right now. He's on another line."

"Hello, Sir! Remember me? You were always putting me in detention. . . Would you like to order now?"

"He stole my heart, I stole his wallet. – Now that's what I call vengeance."

Three pigs sit down to eat roast wolf

"Guess how I got even with the telecommunications industry today."

Revenge of the little fish.

"Guys are way too proud of their wattle."

"Wait a minute! Aren't you the accountant I fired last year?"