"Have you considered the carbon footprint that roasting a turkey creates?"
Turkey Pardoner Gifts
Looking for a creative gift for the turkey pardoner? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate this festive role. Perfect for chefs, humorists, or anyone who enjoys holiday traditions with a twist, these gifts add a fun touch to Thanksgiving festivities. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a charming print, you’ll find memorable presents that bring smiles. Capture the spirit of the holiday with unique gifts that honor the whimsical side of the turkey pardoning tradition.
Are you the guy who ate my brother?
'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'
Before and After Holiday Diet
'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'
Holiday Overkill.
"What the ... they've scheduled my surgery for Thanksgiving."
T is for Turkey
"This'll be our first Christmas together."
"Oops! MY mistake, that was the yearly expense estimate, not the monthly estimate."
'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'
'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'
"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."
"You poor thing. Let's get you cleaned up."
'CAN I RECOMMEND BAKED CHICKEN WITH MUSHROOMS AND CHESTNUT PUREE? YOU DON´T KNOW HOW TASTY IT IS.'
"Are you the guys who ate my brother!?"
I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.
"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."
Turkey with an ax to grind.
'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'
Turkey pardoned by Trump still faces state charges.
'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'
"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."
"I quit."
"How'd you manage to get so many tickets?"
Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut
"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"
"Well, it's time to head off for the holidays."
'Don't give me that innocent look.'
'Do you have any 'Congratulations on Your Presidential Pardon's' cards?'
'I'd like to spend November and December in a foreign country.'
Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving
"This year, I'm ready."
Turkey Pardoner Gifts Collection
Turkey Pardoner Mugs
Looking for more fun gifts? Check out our collection of turkey pardoner themed mugs, perfect for adding humor to Thanksgiving mornings.
Turkey Pardoner Pillows
Wrap up your holiday décor with our humorous pillows celebrating the turkey pardoner—comfortable, fun, and holiday-themed.
Turkey Pardoner Prints
Decorate your home with our charming prints featuring turkey pardoner humor—perfect holiday wall art to bring smiles to your space.
Turkey Pardoner T-Shirts
Explore our witty t-shirts for turkey pardoners, blending humor and holiday cheer for a memorable gift or festive outfit.