Turkey Sympathetizer Gifts

'I'd like to spend November and December in a foreign country.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

Rodins rotten juggler

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Holiday Overkill.

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

T is for Turkey

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

Scary Slug Stories

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Snail to Slug.

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'