Turkey Sympathetizer Pillows

'I'd like to spend November and December in a foreign country.'

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Rodins rotten juggler

Before and After Holiday Diet

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

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"A reading from the ax of the apostles."

Holiday Overkill.

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

"Don't worry. This year I have a new recipe."

"I guess you weren't doing it right."

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

T is for Turkey

"This'll be our first Christmas together."

'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'I found this to be the most efficient a cost effective way to fatten them up for thanksgiving.'

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Snail to Slug.

Scary Slug Stories

"You poor thing. Let's get you cleaned up."

"I hope I can make this work, with Thanksgiving just around the corner."

I agree that every new day we get from here is an unexpected gift, but let's not say "It's all gravy from here."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."