'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'
Turkey Sympathizers Pillows
Add a touch of humor and comfort to their space with our turkey-themed pillows. Great for cozying up or decorating, these keep their favorite bird close and their home inviting.
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'
How to Deal With Leftover Turkey
'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'
The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.
"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."
'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'
"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"
"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"
"Never say you're stuffed!"
'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'
"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."
'When they start calling you a splendid bird, you know you're in trouble.'
Before and After Holiday Diet
A Dog Is For Life Not Just For Christmas.
'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'
Thanksgiving.
"He bought a thermometer for me, and I'm not even sick."
Turkey Dinner and gravity
"A reading from the ax of the apostles."
'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'
God perfects his turkey design.
'Next year we'll bring the turkey.'
"Hippity hoppity. Easter's on its way."
Ineffective Turkey Disguises
Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'
Holiday Overkill.
"Bad news - your DNA was delicious."
Christmas escape plan
And then I said, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." So he said "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." Of course, I had to say, "Gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble, gobble ..." It happens every year -0 the turkey never fails to put him to sleep!"
"Not a good sign. It's a box of pop-up thermometers."
"This'll be our first Christmas together."
Turkey under mistletoe with sign that says: 'Kiss your ass goodbye'.
'Do you think they'll feed us something special for Christmas dinner?'
Turkey Sympathizers Pillows Collection
Turkey Sympathizers Mugs
Discover our fun and creative turkey mugs — perfect for brightening their mornings and showcasing their love for these festive birds.
Turkey Sympathizers Prints
Transform their walls with our eye-catching turkey prints—celebrate their passion with artwork that offers humor and style.
Turkey Sympathizers T-Shirts
Explore our witty turkey t-shirts that make everyday wear fun and expressive—ideal for any turkey enthusiast’s wardrobe.