Mouse Sympathizer Pillows

Then again, maybe I'll just let the humans handle this one.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Bear fumbling whilst fishing.

You heard right - one large cheese pizza, and tell the driver to take it out of the box and leave it in the yard,

"The government doesn't understand me."

'Geoffrey's Tourette's is acting up.'

"Let me take that for you."

"I'm sorry I hurt your feelings. Here, try this."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"They think it's easy being the bleedin' bluebird of happiness!"

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'If you can hear me, Larry Gligstein, please send a text to 555-703-7193

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

Mouse to occupant about trap: 'How could you?'

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Ugh, tell me about it! They pressure you to be a good boy and I get unreal expectations of prettiness!"

"There you are!"

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

'Hmmm, the 27th you say... Yes, I'm away that day, so I guess it's OK for you to play...'

Cat thrusts note through mousehole that reads 'Can't we talk about this?'

'Good old fashioned turkey shoot.'

"Stop trying to change me!!"

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

“I've come to believe that I'm powerless over tennis balls.”

"It's no bed of mice and string for me either."

'Seems a bit drastic, don't you think?'

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

Sorry to hear about your accident.

Phobias.

'Spinning the web is the fun part, after that, it's just waiting and waiting for a catch...'

"Star light star bright please let me wake up tomorrow and be a cat so I can sleep more and won't get my heart broken so much."

"Life at the ant farm was horrible! All the walls were see-through: no privacy!"

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

Innocent Civilians