Turkey Liberator Gifts

'This always happens at Christmas!'

School holidays

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

'I've heard they don't do well outside captivity.'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

'I agree with the government.'

"What a relief."

'I survived four Thanksgivings. I deserve to accompany you on the Veterans' Parade!'

'Aggressive Environmentalism'

'CAN I RECOMMEND BAKED CHICKEN WITH MUSHROOMS AND CHESTNUT PUREE? YOU DON´T KNOW HOW TASTY IT IS.'

"We had to get builders to stop hoarding land and start building houses...extreme forms of persuasion were called for!"

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

'The Chinese translation of 'Freedom of Speech' goes 'The less you talk the longer you'll be out of jail!''

"I quit."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a foreign country.'

"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."

"Look, let's just be gender-neutral about this and build a snowperson."

"I think the dog wants out"

The First Thong of Spring

Thanksgiving and Truthsgiving

"This year, I'm ready."

"They're slaughtering turkeys every year to celebrate this guy's birthday! Why do you think he hated turkeys so much?"

'Sure I know when you eat turkey and dressing and pumpkin pie. During halftime.'

"You haven't seen any turkeys around here, have you?!"

And when he lands a fish, he will rarely kill it - but will watch it return to the water...Happy to see it free once more...to give sport to some Brother Angler.

Arabic woman.

Say -- To Censorship

"Have you considered the carbon footprint that roasting a turkey creates?"

Thanksgiving is nigh.

"Could we just skip the Thanksgiving holiday this year?"

"Leftovers have never been a big problem around here."