Turkey Activist Gifts

'CAN I RECOMMEND BAKED CHICKEN WITH MUSHROOMS AND CHESTNUT PUREE? YOU DON´T KNOW HOW TASTY IT IS.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

Giant Snowflake.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Why Do Old Hippies Smile?

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Deforestation.

The Revolution Will Not Be Organized

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

Anywhere but here

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"What about my footprint?"

'Is it me, or is it getting warmer here?' (Arctic palm tree).

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

"Inactivists"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Tuesday, 2022

Mass Shootings Calendar

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

'Louise, everyone is wearing that this year ... don't be such a sheep to fashion.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

Ozone layer claims another victim.