Tunnels Gifts

'I hate when they do this.'

When moles dream...

Hither and Yon sign

Agility God

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Third Option

Run from the hills!

The return of Miss Subways

Caution Dry Rot

How Gary got his groove back.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

Tunnel of Mice

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Oops, sorry...'

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

Tunnel of love.

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!

Sea Link, Seal Ink

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.

'They started out as best friends.'

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."

'Uh oh, not good: There's a light at the end of the tunnel...'

Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.