Tunnels T-Shirts

'I hate when they do this.'

When moles dream...

Agility God

Hither and Yon sign

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

The return of Miss Subways

How Gary got his groove back.

Caution Dry Rot

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

Tunnel of Mice

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'Oops, sorry...'

Tunnel of love.

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

'No Jean, hardly anyone stops to watch us operate the locks any more since Reg introduced his 'pay to view' system...'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

Sea Link, Seal Ink

'They started out as best friends.'

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."

'So I hear you're our new tunneling expert.'

'Uh oh, not good: There's a light at the end of the tunnel...'