Tunneler Gifts

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Agility God

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

Cot Escape.

How Gary got his groove back.

Caution Dry Rot

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

'I hate when they do this.'

'Space is not an issue: I'll just dig out a few more rooms...'

Tunnel of Mice

'Can Kevin come out and play?'

When moles dream...

I've seen an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes. What on earth are you talking about, little buddy? I watched more than 80 movies last night on Hulu, for free. Are you talking about trailers? When it shows the beginning, middle and end, it's a movie.

'Oops, sorry...'

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

Man with no username.

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

Now showing. Cinema. It's a movie about a private eye who follows stolen mobile homes --- I saw the trailer trailer trailer.

I've seen an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes. What on earth are you talking about, little buddy? I watched more than 80 movies last night on Hulu, for free. Are you talking about trailers? When it shows the beginning, middle and end, it's a movie.

Just as he's about to enter the tunnel, John suddenly has an odd pain in his wrist...

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!

By the time all these previews are over, the sequel will be out.

'They started out as best friends.'

Did you see the "Star Wars" trailer? O

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

"It doesn't bother me that my eyesight is not very good: It's pitch black in my tunnels anyway..."

Barry shows off his new woodchuck farm.

Branson vs Murdoch.