Tv Tussler Gifts

Branson vs Murdoch.

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Binge Watch

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

How Gary got his groove back.

Musical Fight

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Quality Time

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

Tug the Toggle

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

Man with no username.

"Dad, Mom says it's Summer - I thought we were on Season 6?"

Dogs watch Wolf Blitzer

"My grandpa says 'quality time' is for kids, and when you grow up it's called 'billable hours'."

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

Dish tied to roof

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'It's only a test.'

"So once Trump left office why did all the TV shows go off the air."

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.