Toilet Seat Tussler Gifts

"Why is it okay if they deliberately leave it down, but if we accidentally leave it vertical it's an unforgiveable sin?"

"This stool shall pass."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Fly fishing.

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Santa Claus Poops on the Chimney of the world.

Musical Fight

Portalouvre

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

"Uh, I was drinking that."

"Won't be a minute Boss, just nippin' to the karzie."

'And remember, lady, down here the toilet seat stays up!'

'Why didn't you tell me there was a toilet attachment on our space suits?'

'Oh goody, chunky soup!'

Jolly Roger Inn Toilets - has small parrot urinal on the wall.

Tug the Toggle

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'Holy shit!'

What Is This Crap?

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

Og invents the port-a-potty.

Toilet Set Trap.

Man with no username.

If Women Ran Hell...

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

He takes snitching on car drivers to another level…

'No more litter boxes for us! We trained the cat to use the toilet.'

Man uses encyclopaedia to try to decipher trendy signs for toilets in pub: pens and cobs

Urinal reserved.

Monk and bell-ringing cistern.

Women's research center for male behavior.

Branson vs Murdoch.

'It's a convenience store.'

'The stadium restrooms are free, sir. It just costs a buck to get out.'