Chimney Tussler Gifts

Chimney sweeps.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Musical Fight

Santa Elevator

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

2019, 2020 and 2021

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

Tug the Toggle

An snail shell with a chimney

Free Chimney Cleaning.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Sanitizer

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Man with no username.

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

Loggers Destroy Industry.

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

"Why is it okay if they deliberately leave it down, but if we accidentally leave it vertical it's an unforgiveable sin?"

"You're too young to be smoking!"

Merry Christmas

Farmer Pickles never knew how close he came to having the perfect Christmas.

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

Branson vs Murdoch.

White collar crime - tax dodging.

"I said it's not often one gets one's chimney swept by a person with a B.A. from Sarah Lawrence."

'Six-point-seven seconds. You're going to have to do a lot better than that if you expect to finish all of North America in three hours.'

'Not another bloody flue liner!'

"You never know until you try!"

"What is the problem with you and the octopus!?"

'I'd like a flu jab.'