Chimney Chopper Gifts

Loggers Destroy Industry.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

An snail shell with a chimney

2019, 2020 and 2021

Tree and man

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Father Christmas' skeleton discovered by Chimney Sweep

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Sanitizer

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

The Apprentice

Steeplejack.

'There's no inflammation of the wood pole. . . but he does appear to suffer from hardening of the chain saw.'

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

Have you had your flu shot yet?

'It might help with our friends in the media if you hang that upside down.'

"Cor, what a site!"

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Air Pollution

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"

Chimney sweep is faced with a mischievous imp.