Chimney Chasers Gifts

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

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Chris Froome

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

Santa Elevator

Discomfort zone.

The weight of winning gold.

2019, 2020 and 2021

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

The British Society of Campanology...

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Muhammed Ali RIP

Defying generations of failure, Terry finally achieved the Mountain Goat Dream of going vertical.

Ram Raiders deterred due to wet paint.

Sanitizer

'Don't you wish sometimes there was something we could chase without catching up to it?'

"Today, shocking news when it was revealed that the World Staring Champion has tested positive for Stare-Roids!"

"What's next?"

Reality, and lots of it!

Eddy Merckx

"If you're not happy with the brokerage of with my service the commission checks will mean nothing to me."

Air Pollution

Noah's Oversight

Liverpool and Tottenham will star in the first English final

'My fee will be one third of the two million you're suing for, but remember, I do all the work.'

Mike Tyson

"The best thing we've ever done is to buy advertising on vehicle air bags."

Heating costs.