Chimney Chopper Pillows

Loggers Destroy Industry.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Don't panic Daisy dear. You can relax your buttocks, it's not the vet, it's the chimney sweep."

An snail shell with a chimney

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

2019, 2020 and 2021

Tree and man

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'I told mom and dad we should call a chimney sweep before Christmas!'

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

The Winter Chimney Cleaner

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Father Christmas' skeleton discovered by Chimney Sweep

Sanitizer

Beginning fires for the winter - Something wrong with the chimney.

Mysterious appearance of the gentleman in small clothes

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

Have you had your flu shot yet?

'Santa Clause would never of fitted through that fireplace, so I've widened it.'

The Apprentice

Steeplejack.

'There's no inflammation of the wood pole. . . but he does appear to suffer from hardening of the chain saw.'

"Cor, what a site!"

'It might help with our friends in the media if you hang that upside down.'

"He thinks you're playing fetch."

Air Pollution

Chimney sweep complaining about getting covered in dust

Chimney Sweep

"Mr Claus, you're suspected of breaking into 987356410239 houses right through the chimney within one single night!"