Tv Tussler Pillows

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Binge Watch

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

Musical Fight

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

How Gary got his groove back.

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'I love your new flat screen saloon.'

'Wow, thanks for putting it into context. My 42-inch plasma really is obsolete.'

Quality Time

'I don't know where the television remote is, you had it last.'

TV announcement: 'The Consumer Product Safety Commission today announced the recall of all E-Z Reclino-Mat chairs sold between ...'

Tug the Toggle

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

'Why do they call them 'soaps'? All they do is dig up dirt.'

'Bush said Iraq is NOT in a civil war because there have been no sightings of 'Union' or 'Confederate' army flags.'

'That's not the news, I left my video game on,'

Man with no username.

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

"My grandpa says 'quality time' is for kids, and when you grow up it's called 'billable hours'."

Dogs watch Wolf Blitzer

"Dad, Mom says it's Summer - I thought we were on Season 6?"

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

"So once Trump left office why did all the TV shows go off the air."

'It's only a test.'

'Adjustment of your picture is necessary - call your repairman.'