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Tug the Toggle

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Currently Boston

Champagne Bubble

'What, you afraid of a little exercise?'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Trout Game

Musical Fight

'Sir, there's a taxpayer who knows his rights, to see you.'

'I've been transferred again.'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Exercise rat race

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Eric Clapton.

"Cheater"

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

Man with no username.

'Fighting broke out today in Silicon Valley between PC aficionados and Mac owners...'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

"I wouldn't mind the title 'Assistant Accountant', Jack... except I'm the firm's only accountant!"

School of Dance

"I do apologise, it's just that your dancing is so infectious."

NYPD Siren Training

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Throwing Away Music

'And don't tread on my toes.'

"Why is it okay if they deliberately leave it down, but if we accidentally leave it vertical it's an unforgiveable sin?"

'Now that Jim sits in front of a computer all day, he's lost the will to watch TV.'

'Clear the floor, vacuum nose, and watch how the tango is really done!'

'Coming through!'

"Well, folks, it looks as if Ole Mich is really getting trounced by those Reds.

Pile of Music Notes

'I can't believe it. I've been traded to The Ridiculous.'