Tulip Enthusiasts Gifts

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

"I've seen a tulip before."

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Why yes, business is blooming."

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Family Portrait

Hedge Car

"You come out of there, Harry. We're not done talking."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Sleeping Tiger

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

Tip Responsibly

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

Thumbs Up Banker

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

No matter how many times I put them back in their own beds, they end up in mine.

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!