Tulip Enthusiasts Gifts

'He's doing much better this year. Last year he only planted two tulip bulbs before his back gave out.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

"I've seen a tulip before."

Kissing the Fish

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

Psychoanalyst turtle trying to help turtle patient come out of shell

"Why yes, business is blooming."

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Hedge Car

Family Portrait

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Sleeping Tiger

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Tip Responsibly

Thumbs Up Banker

"What do you mean, you got evicted?"