Tulip Enthusiast Gifts

'Lately I've been siezed by a mania to wear strange clothes and speculate in tulip futures.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

"I've seen a tulip before."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Why yes, business is blooming."

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

Hedge Car

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

An injured Lemon in Hospital on a Citrus drip.

Sleeping Tiger

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

Tip Responsibly

'An environmentalist group today petitioned Congress to ban 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.''

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."