Tulip Enthusiast Prints

'Lately I've been siezed by a mania to wear strange clothes and speculate in tulip futures.'

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

Geert Wilders as a broken tulip,

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

Kissing the Fish

"I've seen a tulip before."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"I have to know who brought this disgusting eucalyptus casserole!"

"Why yes, business is blooming."

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

Hedge Car

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'A packet o' crisps, and have one for yersel'.'

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

An injured Lemon in Hospital on a Citrus drip.

Sleeping Tiger

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'An environmentalist group today petitioned Congress to ban 'Tiptoe Through the Tulips.''

A Gardener's Self-Portrait

Tip Responsibly

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

Topiary chicken lays an egg.

Shoveling Snow in Spring

Lipstick hiccups

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."