Taupe Aficionado Prints

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"States of tofu"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

1930's Lady.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Teapot

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I'd say business was brisk."

'How would you like your toast?'

One-man band rehearsal.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

'Mmm... the bouquet flickers around the nose like butterflies sweetly scented by the shower from a the milk of a goddesses breasts.'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

The Future of Flight?

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Roller Coasters

'Room for cream?'

Britain's first official astronaut.

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'