Tuition Gladiators Gifts

"It's from your student loan office."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

I'm Spartacus.

Hear me, Graduates!

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Waiting for the results.

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"Yes, it's report card time again."

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

Power Point Hell

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

Going Shopping Together.

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

"I figure participation marks are my only hope for a good grade in this class."

Things get heated at the outing.

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

'This is where we research information listed on resumes.'

'He was just a temp.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

"Yeah, yeah, enough about that Covid and Ukraine stuff. Here's what's REALLY important; the proper use of 'gone' and 'went'."

'I meant the wine.'

"So that's a 'No' to a rise then?"

Duel in the sun room.