Tuition Gladiators Pillows

"It's from your student loan office."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

I'm Spartacus.

Round 2 (office meeting being conducted like a boxing match).

Hear me, Graduates!

'On the other hand, if I never finish anything I can't be a complete failure...'

"The nonprofit competitive grant season begins

Waiting for the results.

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"Yes, it's report card time again."

"If he'd done that to me, I'd have got up and given him a good thump!"

'It's so cool we have another test today.'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Power Point Hell

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

"Hang in there. If you win this bout, you get to fight his mother."

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Going Shopping Together.

"Well, it's the end of the school year...when everyone finally gets serious about getting a good grade."

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

'This is where we research information listed on resumes.'

Things get heated at the outing.

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

"I lost count back there after your fifth stroke. How many did it take?"

'He was just a temp.'

"I figure participation marks are my only hope for a good grade in this class."

Man Juggling Problems

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

"Yeah, yeah, enough about that Covid and Ukraine stuff. Here's what's REALLY important; the proper use of 'gone' and 'went'."

'I meant the wine.'

'I've just accessed your school records. You have a lot of nerve complaining about my grades.'