Tudor Era Buff Pillows

'These celebrity divorces are always a messy business.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Knight Golfing

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

A Macaroni in 1772

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Of Mice and Men.

William Shakespeare

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Knights of the Square Table.

Verbal Orders

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Teddy Boys' Picnic

Lady Jane Grey

Kit makes an appointment

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

Planner at work.

Scheduel.

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Knight Vision