'These celebrity divorces are always a messy business.'
Tudor Era Buff Gifts
Looking for a gift for a Tudor era buff? Dive into the rich history and captivating stories of this fascinating period with our unique collection. Ideal for history lovers, these items blend humor, artistry, and Tudor-era charm, making your gift stand out. Whether they love the majestic kings and queens or the intricate art and culture of the time, you'll find something that resonates with their passion for this intriguing era.
'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'
1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted
Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'
Knight Golfing
A Macaroni in 1772
Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels
"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."
"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"
Missing You.
"Got any bathtub gin?"
William Shakespeare
Of Mice and Men.
Are you the guy who ate my brother?
President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators
"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction
"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"
Knights of the Square Table.
'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'
"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"
Verbal Orders
"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."
Lady Jane Grey
In the eighties, Americans knew how to be Americans. Big cars. Big radios. Big hair. Everything was big. Unfortunately, I was so buff that all my huge stuff looked tiny in comparison. So I would loan my stuff to the skinniest, wimpiest kid I could find. Hold this. Let me reminisce vicariously through you. (Sigh.) Those were the days. Is it working?
"One of you go see who's at the door."
Kit makes an appointment
Teddy Boys' Picnic
"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"
"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."
'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'
Planner at work.
Give Sleep a Chance
A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.
Knight Vision
Tudor Era Buff Gifts Collection
Tudor Era Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of Tudor-themed mugs—perfect for history enthusiasts who love starting their day with a royal touch.
Tudor Era Buff Pillows
Find Tudor era pillows—bring a regal and historical vibe into your living space with these charming accents.
Tudor Era Buff Prints
Browse Tudor era prints—perfect for history lovers who want to adorn their walls with regal artistry.
Tudor Era Buff T-Shirts
Discover Tudor-inspired T-shirts—ideal for history buffs wanting stylish and witty ways to celebrate their favorite era.