Tudor Era Gifts

Lady Jane Grey

Bloody Mary

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

William Shakespeare

Thomas Cranmer

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Thor's Other Tools

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

Edmund Spenser

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Elizabeth I

'Shall we join the ladies?'

The Three False Brethren - Henry Sacheverell with the Devil and the Pope

'Someday all this will be yours.'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Thomas Wolsey

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

Hammer of God

Henry VIII

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

Henry VIII

A georgian woman

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

Walter Raleigh

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'

'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'

"Here's an idea. Why don't I just chop her head off?!"

'...he loves me, he love me not, he loves me, he...he...'