Tudor Era Pillows

Lady Jane Grey

Bloody Mary

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

William Shakespeare

Thomas Cranmer

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

Thor's Other Tools

Venezuela: 'He's got Castro's kicking style.'

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

Edmund Spenser

Elizabeth I

The Three False Brethren - Henry Sacheverell with the Devil and the Pope

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

'Shall we join the ladies?'

"I'm failing 16th century British History, so now I have to get a Tudor."

Summon King Henry's bugle teacher! Bring on the Tudor Tooter Tutor!

'Someday all this will be yours.'

"I think my life would have been played better set against a Roaring Twenties or Civil War background."

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

Henry VIII

"Ah, that was another era. That was a month ago."

Thomas Wolsey

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

Hammer of God

Henry VIII

Queen Elizabeth I

Henry VIII

'The double codpiece and chips is very popular with the Blackpool crowd, your highness.'

'No, dear, I don't see that this violates our prenuptial agreement.'

"No, it's not a scribe's error. I'm setting a trend!"

Walter Raleigh

A georgian woman

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'