Tuba Tuner Gifts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Musician

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A tuba and love hearts

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Trumpet

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

Tuba Music

Street Performance

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Straightening up.

Manhattan Project Blues

Balloon Musician

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

Cat being blown from tuba

Tuba attack

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

Christmas Tuba