Tuba Tuner Pillows

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Musician

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

A tuba and love hearts

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

Tuba Player Stores a Barrel of Beer

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

Trumpet

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Tuba Music

Manhattan Project Blues

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Straightening up.

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Street Performance

Balloon Musician

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

Cat being blown from tuba

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

Tuba attack

George doesn't let his asthma get in the way of his playing the tuba in the school band.

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

Blowing balloons.