Tiny Tuner Pillows

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

The Hobby Store

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

Child driving a toy car

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

Little Piano

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Nano-Satellite Assembly Line.

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Shouldn't I be home in bed or something?'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Trumpet

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

"But if you don't learn your letters and numbers, how do you ever expect to come up with a strong password?"

Straightening up.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

'Tuna's here John.'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Mechanic tinkering with engine of a car made of a human head

Predatory Pianos.