Tuba Fan Gifts

Tuba's large note knocks out musician.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Musician

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

A tuba and love hearts

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

'Are you going to stay up all night making YouTuba videos?'

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Happy Xmas

"Cordell has switched to a more music, less talk format."

Tuba Music

"I'd like a table near the band please."

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

How long have I been wearing these? Ever since the day I tried to date that submarine.

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

Tuba in Space

Rum Pah Pum Pum!

Street Performance

'It gets my caregiver's attention better than a bell.'

'What do you mean we'd be better off as a quartet?'

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

'Do you think I'm conceited?' 'No,why?' 'Girls that are pretty and intelligent sometimes are conceited.'