Tuba Tutor Gifts

"For Mother's Day I promised not to practice my tuba all day."

I will study my speling words...

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

"Doing your homework may lead to a job that has homework."

Evil Exams!

"How was work?"

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

A prince needs to learn arithmetic because some day you may want to divide and conquer.

'Home Schooling'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

School. Learning is a lifelong process. It's only the graduation ceremonies that end.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

'I'm not doing well in Chemistry - I'm out of my element.'

Technologies and distance classes

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"

I love being right.

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

Good luck in your A Levels.