Trust Fund Kid Gifts

"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

'He had a meteoric rise to the top.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

So tell me, Junior.

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

"I have yet to turn a profit, but I have no trouble getting funding from my parents."

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'When you e-mailed that you wanted to invest your entire life savings, we thought you'd be older.'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

Two kids are selling iced tea from roadside stands; one is selling regular iced tea for 50¢ a cup, while the other is selling Long Island ice teas for $5.00 a cup.

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

'Hello, Acme investments? I understand you can't start investing too soon...'

"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"

'Abe Filibuster, I like your style.'

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'

Royalty

"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

"But I wanted the tooth fairy to leave me generational wealth in a tax-sheltered vehicle!"

"Harold's a bit of a nerd, and he's socially awkward, but he's got that certain something. . . a huge trust fund!"

'I do have a trust, you wanna see it?'

'I discovered my marriage was based solely on trust - the $450,000 trust fund my grandparents left me.'

"Yes, son, we are the idle rich... but our money works overtime."

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”