Trust Fund Intellectual Gifts

Searching for a gift that celebrates your trust fund intellectual? Our collection features smart, humorous products designed for those who combine wealth with wit. Ideal for academia, finance, or anyone with a sharp mind and a sharp wallet. Surprise your favorite brainiac with something that’s as clever as they are, whether it’s a mug for deep thoughts or a print that speaks volumes.

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"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks." mockup

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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Others will fight for you

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Cat and dog at a will reading.

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"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright." mockup

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

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Man catching a woman on flying trapeze. mockup

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

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'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.' mockup

'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'

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'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.' mockup

'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'

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'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.' mockup

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

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'Don't worry, I've got your back.' mockup

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

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'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.' mockup

'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'

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"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!" mockup

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

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"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal." mockup

"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."

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"It's not what you think."

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Large cap funds

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'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?' mockup

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

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'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .' mockup

'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'

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When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

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When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

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'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.' mockup

'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'

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"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny." mockup

"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."

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"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug." mockup

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

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'I think he's getting serious about me! He's just told me the PIN number to his credit card.'

'I think he's getting serious about me! He's just told me the PIN number to his credit card.' mockup

'I think he's getting serious about me! He's just told me the PIN number to his credit card.'

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'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.'

'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.' mockup

'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.'

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"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another." mockup

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

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How To Keep Promises

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The invisible hand of the marketplace. mockup

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

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Made Possible By A Grant...

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'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!' mockup

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

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Relate

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'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

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"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?" mockup

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

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'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.' mockup

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

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"They don't trust each other to share research."

"They don't trust each other to share research." mockup

"They don't trust each other to share research."

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'This is to strengthen mutual trust.' mockup

'This is to strengthen mutual trust.'

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'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.' mockup

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

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Trust Fund Intellectual Gifts Collection

Trust Fund Intellectual Mugs

Explore our selection of mugs that celebrate wealth and wit—ideal for your trust fund intellectual’s morning brew.

Trust Fund Intellectual Pillows

Check out our pillows for the trust fund intellectual who enjoys a witty touch in their living space.

Trust Fund Intellectual Prints

Browse prints that perfectly capture the smart humor of your trust fund intellectual—great for wall art or office decor.

Trust Fund Intellectual T-Shirts

Shop our t-shirts featuring clever designs for the trust fund intellectual who loves to wear their intelligence.