"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."
Trust Fund Intellectual Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates your trust fund intellectual? Our collection features smart, humorous products designed for those who combine wealth with wit. Ideal for academia, finance, or anyone with a sharp mind and a sharp wallet. Surprise your favorite brainiac with something that’s as clever as they are, whether it’s a mug for deep thoughts or a print that speaks volumes.
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
Others will fight for you
Cat and dog at a will reading.
"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."
Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.
'To foster a sense of trust, I always like to end each session with a group hug.'
'Trust is vital to the teams working relationship.'
'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'
'Don't worry, I've got your back.'
"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"
'I believe in you, Jeffrey, and I believe in Al Gore.'
"It's not what you think."
"My lawyer doesn't trust my agent who doesn't trust the director who doesn't trust the screenwriter who doesn't trust me. All perfectly normal."
Large cap funds
'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'
'These days, it's hard to tell whom to trust - T.V. news, or your social network. . .'
When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back
"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."
'It's just for a trial period - until I learn to trust my own judgement.'
Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.
"You can come in. But don't try anything funny."
"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."
'I think he's getting serious about me! He's just told me the PIN number to his credit card.'
'Hi, I'm Linda, and this is my husband Jack. He's been having trouble keeping his penis to himself.'
How To Keep Promises
The invisible hand of the marketplace.
Made Possible By A Grant...
'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'
Relate
'Every friend is a potential security breach.'
'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'
"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"
"They don't trust each other to share research."
'This is to strengthen mutual trust.'
Trust Fund Intellectual Gifts Collection
Trust Fund Intellectual Mugs
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Trust Fund Intellectual Pillows
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Trust Fund Intellectual Prints
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Trust Fund Intellectual T-Shirts
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