Trust Fund Kid Enthusiast Gifts

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'It's okay. We'll just push our retirement plan back a bit.'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"...I want to find out whether there's any truth in the belief that money can't buy happiness."

"The biggest downside of funding IT startups... is being called 'dude'!"

'Agreed, 'Laplace Algebra Matrix Expansion' is a good topic, but we'd better find a better acronym if we want to secure a Research Grant...'

Law Offices. Ernie's client left his fortune to his dog, and his cat is contesting the will.

Doctor sits near work boxes labelled; 'NHS' and 'Private'.

"Flockfunding"? Whatever happened to building your own @#^* nest?

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

'-and now a prayer for the roof fund...'

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

'When you e-mailed that you wanted to invest your entire life savings, we thought you'd be older.'

'Bascombe has put all his mutual fund assets into a blind trust, but it was set up so well he can't even locate it.'

"I feel like a hypocrite writing a report on the Green Revolution. My trust fund portfolio has oil, mining, and tobacco stocks."

"We're playing Redistribution of Wealth."

'Senators! Come quick!'

'Did he actually win a 'Genius Grant' for his study 'Can money buy happiness'?'

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'

"I just need reassurance, Debbie. When your Folks die you're coming into a bundle, right?"

'Abe Filibuster, I like your style.'

"But I wanted the tooth fairy to leave me generational wealth in a tax-sheltered vehicle!"

"Sure, it's all inherited wealth, but if you knew my parents, you'd say I earned every penny."

'...And then I was betrayed by my trust fund.'

I love all the Mid Cap Funds you've selected except this one...the Dunce Cap Fund.

"Harold's a bit of a nerd, and he's socially awkward, but he's got that certain something. . . a huge trust fund!"

'I do have a trust, you wanna see it?'

"It's too bad you can't get federal matching funds, whatever they are."

'I discovered my marriage was based solely on trust - the $450,000 trust fund my grandparents left me.'

"Yes, son, we are the idle rich... but our money works overtime."

“What I lack in stuff I make up for in generational wealth.”

'I have major trust issues - my father didn't leave me one...'

"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."