Parent Fund Fan Gifts

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

European currency on the edge.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Economy - USA.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

The Cashless Society is Here

'How much did you save this year?'