Parent Fund Fan Pillows

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Cat and dog at a will reading.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

European currency on the edge.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Economy - USA.

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

What do you suggest we do about this?

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

"He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

"You may think the government is a big 'Giveaway' program, but you can't deduct your tax as a charitable contribution."

'So, Pharaoh, what sort of collateral do you have to put down on this $2 billion Great Pyramid you want to build?'

'How much did you save this year?'

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'